i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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