YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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