apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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