So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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