Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
this boner is exhausting
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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