Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
