So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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