remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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