I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
He better not be in your backpack
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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