Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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