Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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