you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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