bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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