you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize