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(347): View more from New York

weddingsv make me drug and hornr

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

that's awkward

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(203): View more from Connecticut

there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.

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(752): View more from California

i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later

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(732): View more from New Jersey

The best walk of shames are on the highway

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