The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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