I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Need sex. Gaining weight.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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