It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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