I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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