apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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