Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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