We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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