im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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