So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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