Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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