Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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