If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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