I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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