I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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