Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
where are you?
Hypothermia
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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