How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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