My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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