guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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