Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
as a side note pls kill me
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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