Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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