Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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