What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
