Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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