oh god the rape fog is back!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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