I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Randomize
