Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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