worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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