Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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