But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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