Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At least make sure they are 18
Why
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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