Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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