Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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