why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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