Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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