Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I touched a dick in church today
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