Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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