I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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