I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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