That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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