So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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