What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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