I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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