Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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